Kara Freeman is known for her odd, sometimes eccentric way of life. But Saturday morning she really turned heads when she woke up, put on her sneakers and went for a walk just for the hell of it.
“I have nowhere to go…nothing to do,” stated a happy-go-lucky Freeman. “I’m just out for a leisurely stroll with my dog.”
But her suspicious neighbours weren’t buying it.
“I thought for sure she was trying to capture a creature,” stated Pokemon GO enthusiast Iris Burns. “Then I remembered Ms. Freeman doesn’t have a cell phone…not even an old-fashioned iPhone 5.”
“Going for a walk for no reason is so 2015,” chirped Norma Lea Petty. “Like, hello? It’s 2016. It’s time to create yourself an avatar and join augmented reality.”
Assuring her neighbours she is perfectly happy with her diminished reality, Freeman carried on her way.
As for Burns and Petty, they refuse to accept Freeman does not want to join Pokemania. Instead they’ve convinced themselves Freeman is actually a real Pokemon who has come to inhabit the earth. They contacted local police over their concern. Police say they’ll check out the situation because just like everybody else, they gotta catch ‘em all!